21-10-2008, 10:31 PM
Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much."
Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.
A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social w*rker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social w*rker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social w*rker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.
What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox(one for gavin)
Apparently the entire Tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager.
What would an improved version of Spurs be called? Newcastle United.
A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."
What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.
Funnny funny!
Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.
A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social w*rker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social w*rker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social w*rker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.
What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox(one for gavin)
Apparently the entire Tottenham squad have been busy honing their skills playing the computer game Championship Manager. Sadly it seems Juande misunderstood and thinks they want to play for a Championship manager.
What would an improved version of Spurs be called? Newcastle United.
A man is sitting in a pub with his jack russell dog one Sunday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner: "Stoke City 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer. Suddenly the jack russell jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again." The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when it was announced that Tottenham lost?" "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies. The landlord then asks what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him six months."
What does THFC stand for? Tottenham Heading For the Championship.
Funnny funny!