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Make most of it cat,you will never see it happen again

...A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the Sport Shop to
buy the New Football he has been desperate for. He gets the ball down from
the rack and gives the shop-keeper his £10.
"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but you've
only got £10".

Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If you
blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have the ball
for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the boy.

First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the blasting
sound of 2 canons. This must be an Arsenal ball"

"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
"Lets try another one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.
"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a pack of
rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".
"Christ" Says the shopkeeper.
"If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" and
he passes him another ball.

Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he exclaims
"That's a Tottenham ball".

"Holly Mary Mother Of God" Shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get
that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerell crowing??"

"No" Said the boy. "It's going down"!!!

Spuds announce their new sponsor:

Do we mention is it Northampton

Very good cat, remember the season ends in may though

(27-09-2008 07:19 AM)the bookie Wrote: [ -> ]Very good cat, remember the season ends in may though

Thats funny!!

You must be 13 points behind the mighty Iron's allready. I'm starting to think you wont catch us.

you know u come down with xmas decorations

At least the xmas decorations have gone up...more than we can say for the spuds.

Bring on that tenner.

Quite fancy a mini-Judas hat-trick tomorrow.

Time out.

(27-09-2008 08:05 PM)Cat in the Hat Wrote: [ -> ]Quite fancy a mini-Judas hat-trick tomorrow.

Will settle for a goal.

Tee heee.

I spoke to one of the basement brothers(gav & mick) as i have just re-named them. Who said that them poor people from the Lane are in a relegation battle, whilst i think this is a typical tottenham over reaction.

Going 2 see spurs liverpool in nov,will be starting a bring back Martin Jol campaign.We want ramos out,say we want ramos out

Better get started now. At this rate you'll be relegated by November.

Watch mod 2 see how bad they are

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It was poor.

Poor old Spuds

teehee

Poor old spurs!

My heart bleeds!

I like the Poyet inteview, Bent and Pableychencho can't play together.

So why did they buy him?




Ramos to be knighted

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I would be really disappointed if they sacked Ramos now.
I like him.
He is my second favourite manage in the Premier League.

Although I do like the fact that Joe Kinnear has a two match touchline ban for calling a ref Coco the Clown from four years ago.

Going out of europe this week,30 million for 2 players who cant play together why.Ramos says must rotate players because players cannot play 2 games a week maybe illness injury and other reasons come into play

I hope they do well for a bit in europe...wear them out so they are tired for the weekend.

I hear the board have given wendy their full backing.
That's him off then!